Sitting waiting for a plane. Not just any plane but the one I have a ticket for thank you very much Mr Security man. Wave that scanner over me again.

So, thought I would answer a question I had put to me by a fellow blogger.

"Abi you have been quiet for a few months and then come back right before Bloscars. Coincidence?"

Twat. I am not even voting so as to not be biased. Which I think I would tend towards as I have not read any new blogs lately so would likely vote for the old crowd (no offence meant).

* stomps foot * Anyway, my category is not included this year. No, I am not talking about the ' Jilbird whip loving masochist' one.

Oh, da plane da plane.

Little quote on my calender today.

"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning."

* Yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn *

Anyone else feeling that?

Excuse me while I lay my head down on the keyboard now for a nap.

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You are at the side of the road using your phone.

You need to pee.

Nearest service area is 43 miles.

It's daylight.

There are no trees, bushes or midgets in close walking distance.

Do you speed like crack whore on rollerskates?

Do you brazenly pee at the side of the road causing a distraction to passing Lituanian truck drivers?

or ......

Do you do what I did?

What did I do?

"The entire sum of existence is the magic of being needed by just one person." Vi Putnam

So does that mean if I am needed by more than one person then my maths is wrong?

Yep, I had a great weekend.

Went to Oxford .. saw some idiot up a tree protesting and remembered why I don't miss being a student.

Had great conversation on a squishy sofa that threatened not to release me.

Legal dilema at the side of the A4.

Morning all

* mwah *

Hope you have a fantastic day.

* mwah *

You are faced with the the following three options.

1) Finish your lunch at a leisurely pace as you know that the office is under control and you deserve a nice relaxed lunch break.

2) Finish your lunch at a leisurely pace as you know that the office is under control so it also wouldn't hurt to maybe order a bottle of wine and you deserve a nice relaxed lunch break.

3) Finish your lunch at a leisurely pace as you know that the office is under control so it also wouldn't hurt to maybe order a bottle of wine. In fact why not have a few shots of vodka with that while you wait for the wine to be chilled as red wine really does taste better with a little chill to it and you deserve a nice relaxed lunch break.

Is it really hard to make a bloody choice?

Apparently it is. When the vodka was placed in front of me I changed my mind and gave it to the woman at the table next to me. Hopefully it will help her to smile ... although the four inches of make-up may have been a contributing factor.

So here I am at work with a now warming back up to room temperature bottle of wine in my desk (well, I sure as hell wasn't giving that to the ice queen) wondering when the change happened?

Last time I looked I was a functioning yet rebellious adult.

Now I have just become an adult.

How bloody boring.

I shall rectify this. By God, I shall.

What would you have done? (sleeping with the woman at the next table was NOT an option)

It's soooo true.

You are ALL my witnesses.

I knew my patience would pay off.

* folds arms in a smug type manner *

Anyone near Edinburgh on the 25th of this month or near Bristol next month?

Mental note (and possibly my only resolution for 2008) :

Don't leave vibrator on side of bathroom sink after cleaning it.

Housemates tend to get a wee bit freaked out.

I think it might be the color that scared them.

Blue if you remember.

I couldn't stop myself.

I tried so hard, God knows I tried.

After a daily abuse for many months, years even I managed to stay on the wagon for 3 months.

What happened? I was doing so well.

So, here I am ... hanging my head in shame.

I think I should go to a meeting.

Maybe sit with fellow addicts.

Utter those shameful but first step to recovery words.

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"Hi my name is Abi and I ...... blog from work"

R,

Thank you for your words.

Thank you for your advice (which was followed almost to the letter).

Thank you for your silent support.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

My ever evolving world is such an adventure and to know that I have people like you silently in the back ground willing to offer their hand of support, albeit in words, makes me feel so very lucky.

I made my choice. Not there but in that direction.

I can now go no other way. Of that there is no doubt.

Thank you.

You decide ...................